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The front features a bold, expressive caricature with the cheeky caption “Don’t Make Me Go KAREN!!!”, giving the shirt an unmistakable, sassy personality. Soft Airlume-combed cotton and a retail fit make it comfortable layered under jackets or worn alone on cooler evenings. Subtle construction details — ribbed collar, shoulder tape, and side seams — keep the shape crisp wash after wash. 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